Carrots Are Good For You

Eating dinner…

“The carrots are good, right?”


“Maybe I will make a carrot cake soon…”


“I mean for Thanksgiving or Christmas.”

“You should make one for Santa Claus!  And Cookies and Ice Cream too!”

“Oh so you don’t want a cake?”

“You can make 2! One for Santa and one for me!”

Sorry Means You Did Something Very Bad

“Mama, did the guy do something wrong?”

“What guy?”

“The guy who keeps saying sorry.”

“Oh, hmmm, maybe? Jasmine: is he going to jail?”

“No, I don’t think so, why?”

“Because he did something wrong, so he is saying sorry, so he is going to jail?”

“Oh! Maybe if he did something very bad he will go to jail….”